Don’t Be An ‘HINDIOT’!

You men (pole for generalising it) never cease to amaze me. Still, I got love for you.

Another interesting conversation with one of my male friends.

We were catching up online the other day and the usual questions of how is your mama, etc came about. This is a dude who I jua to have a supuu for a chic (french fry:Archer 2007).

Now, he went ahead and told me vile the chic is out of town for awhile (school) and he misses pudesh like WOW. The other day in the club, he met a mami he knows and she was all over him like a rash. Here I am thinking, please don’t tell me you slept with her. Anyway, I went ahead and asked him, I hope you aint cheating on your mami with this chic you met. He was like, BILAS…..all she does is patia me head. That isn’t cheating on so and so, is it?

Let’s just say, I logged off.

13 comments so far

  1. egm on

    Here I’m bila arguement. Upuziness kabisa that it is.

  2. aegeus on

    ROTFL…WHAT?! Indeed it is cheating…kwani what is the definition of cheating with this pal? **shaking head sadly**

  3. archer on

    Men are the most interesting creatures on earth! You should have asked him what qualifies as cheating in his books!

  4. Mocha! on

    @egm…..utterly!

    @aegeus….even me I don’t know!

    @archer….clearly ‘lazima shuma irare dani’ will qualify!

  5. msaniixl on

    ha ha @ dude….i bet he was serious as well..

    btw can you do podcast already?

  6. Mocha! on

    @msaniixl…..he was! Hence me logging off. As for podcast, what do you mean? I have done 4 already ama you want another one?

  7. Kirima on

    By any chance is this guys name Bill like the “I never had any relations with that woman”Bill.
    Bet you blacklisted his address!

  8. farmgal on

    Chic what a week you’re having…thats cheating kabisa!

  9. Luna on

    ive never been to ure blog before….tis funny!!
    As for this jamaa…tsk! useless!!

  10. betty on

    *angry and rolling eyes* paliiiiiiiiz!!

  11. Mocha! on

    @kirima….unfortunately, no! His name is not Bill.

    @farmgal…..kuenjoy tuu! Of course it is!

    @luna….thanks for popping round. Its not funny, just my experience with people….ok, it is funny. LOL!

    @betty….my eyes almost popped out as I did the rolling.

  12. acolyte on

    Lol talk about excuses!

  13. Gitts on

    that story of his is bureee kabisa. It’s players like him who give decent brothers like me a bad name!


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