Damn you EA Standard…..how I miss you Smitta Smitten. Since the Friday pullout went all digital (ati we have to pay to read *kisses teeth*), Fridays have never been the same again.
I tell a lie…..
Apologies in advance for using your name…..lakini it goes with what I have to say.
Aki, I am a sucker for good loving.
Give this chic a shag and all mushy she goes. Stalker tendancies….possible! Smittened by shagging partner…..hhhhmmmm very much so!!!
Now………. a ‘ngomongo’ of mothernature has haribud manenoz. Just after the deed….Aunty Flo’ pops her head round the door. Now…..girls back me up on this….you all know how emotions fly around when she is about. Stupid Ass biatch!!!
I was on a super high like a junkie, now I feel like I have been denied my daily dose. To make things worse, a midnight call would be perfect, but a waste of time.
AAARRRGGGHHHH…….yaani, even my mojo for writing this ISH is disappearing!!!
Give me two to three days to kick this biatch out……I will be back!!! (And so will she every month until I am pregnant or in my fifties if I’m lucky……..AAARRGGGHHH)