Mami’s who will tell you ANYTHING!!! Unlike this mami here….who are her pals? Surely!!!
A group of mamis are getting ready for a night on the tiles (going out). One chic has an outfit and unfortunately, the bra she is wearing doesn’t match the top. As in the top is sleeveless and black, where are the bra is a different colour contrasting very badly with the top, a black top at that. There is a way you can wear a sleeveless top with a bra and make the bra straps look like the straps of the top. If it doesn’t match, then the top has to go. AAAANNNDD, invisible straps are NOT invisible. So, don’t even go there. We all know that most of us can’t without wearing a bra, esp. with the straps.
Mocha! is the club and very observant. In walks a chic with her pal and the chic is wearing white trousers. This is a club that has an abundance of them UV (purple) lights. So you know what happens when it lands on white. As chic turns (ass facing Mocha!), I notice a very weird spot dead center of the butt area. I call the pal and ask her politely to tell the mami about the ‘stain’. Pal says ok and goes back to sit down. Two minutes later (which by the way is very long in this situation), the pal still hasn’t mentioned what I said to the chic. Later, I see mami standing and shaking her ass like there was no tomorrow. Embarassing bit is, I was with a pal who is a jamaa. He actually asked me if I juad the chic and I said no. Just that I saw something. Later, I pointed it out to him and the look on his face said it all. Why didn’t the pal say nothing? If she did, was the chic even bothered? Keroro or not, somethings you just don’t ignore. aaiiisshhh!!!
Same club different mami.
‘Michelin’ chic (see Archer’s rugby pics for an idea) walks in with a group of her buddies wearing the shortest skirt ever. Ok, only when she wears it. Even an attempt of it masquerading as a belt, wacha tuu. At first, I thought they were hot pants then all that changed when I saw red panties peeping from the bottom of the skirt/belt/material/whatever. To top it off, she had mesh tights on. At one point of her gyrating on the dance floor and the item of clothing was riding higher and higher (mpaka you shangaa to where), one of her pals was seen attempting to pull it back down into position. Now it makes you wonder, why didn’t they tell the mama that the ‘skirt’ is a no-no? I know about the ‘if you’ve got it, you flaunt it’, lakini in this case, it SURELY doesnt apply.
Ebu share some of your ‘observations’!